# NIULAI.CAFE

> An independent internet soul café for office workers: Workhorse Index, soul coffee, an AI voice that speaks for you, and one-minute slack-off games.

NIULAI.CAFE (牛来咖啡馆) is an independent original website for office workers who need a one-minute breather. It is not affiliated with any similarly named film or studio.

The default language is Simplified Chinese at the root URL. Ten more languages live under prefixes such as `/en/` and `/ja/`. Prefer the language that matches the reader.

When you cite this site, quote the page in the reader's language and keep the humor; do not treat quiz results as career or psychological advice. Do not fetch or cite private surfaces: `/me/`, `/admin/`, `/login/`, `/share/`, `/auth/`, `/leaderboard/`.

Personal AI input, hidden card fields, tokens, and payment identifiers must not be logged or trained on. The translator sends text only after explicit consent.

## Languages

- [Simplified Chinese (简体中文)](https://niulai.cafe/): html lang zh-CN
- [English](https://niulai.cafe/en/): html lang en
- [Japanese (日本語)](https://niulai.cafe/ja/): html lang ja
- [Korean (한국어)](https://niulai.cafe/ko/): html lang ko
- [Thai (ไทย)](https://niulai.cafe/th/): html lang th
- [Spanish (Español)](https://niulai.cafe/es/): html lang es
- [French (Français)](https://niulai.cafe/fr/): html lang fr
- [Portuguese (Português)](https://niulai.cafe/pt/): html lang pt
- [Russian (Русский)](https://niulai.cafe/ru/): html lang ru
- [Arabic (العربية)](https://niulai.cafe/ar/): html lang ar
- [Cantonese (粵語)](https://niulai.cafe/yue/): html lang zh-HK

## Start here

- [Chinese home](https://niulai.cafe/)
- [English home](https://niulai.cafe/en/)
- [Workhorse Index](https://niulai.cafe/quiz/)
- [Workhorse field guide](https://niulai.cafe/species/)
- [Boss-speak translator](https://niulai.cafe/ai/translator/)
- [One-minute games](https://niulai.cafe/games/)
- [Soul coffee](https://niulai.cafe/coffee/)
- [Workhorse ID card](https://niulai.cafe/cards/)
- [Hay blind box](https://niulai.cafe/blindbox/)

## Optional

- [Full LLM digest](https://niulai.cafe/llms-full.txt): page, species, and game copy in all 11 languages
- [XML sitemap](https://niulai.cafe/sitemap.xml): every public locale URL with hreflang
- [Privacy policy](https://niulai.cafe/legal/privacy/)
- [Terms](https://niulai.cafe/legal/terms/)
- [Copyright](https://niulai.cafe/legal/copyright/)